mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

(via pizza)

qfabrayale:

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

THAT CAME WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.

qfabrayale:

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

THAT CAME WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.

(via narwhalswithmustaches)

awwww-cute:

I guess he outsmarted us

awwww-cute:

I guess he outsmarted us

(via toocooltobehipster)

(via pizza)

  • girl in bed: yes...call me a slut
  • me internally: wtf?
  • me internally: ok stay calm
  • me internally: this is just a setup
  • me internally: she's just testing me
  • me internally: don't fucking do it
  • me: you slut
  • me internally: dammit
  • girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
  • me internally: raw
  • me: raw
ricapewpew:

420 on Easter Sunday

ricapewpew:

420 on Easter Sunday

(via pizza)

(via jkrew42)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(via kanyewest-coast)

trebled-negrita-princess:

policymic:

Coachella is capitalizing on offensive Native American appropriation

Needless to say, many Natives are not fans of the trend. But that hasn’t stopped the festival from capitalizing on the “white kids playing Indian” motif and offering tipi rentals for the low weekend price of … $2,200? Paying rent in a New York City rat hole never sounded so good.

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"White kids playing Indian"

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