Having a conversation with my gf about eating her dead body if we were trapped in the wilderness and she died first.
I told her after I ate her thigh meat, I would cut a titty off, hollow it out and use the titty skin as a wave cap.
I could probably find aloe leaves to slick my hair down and put that titty doo rag on.
I’d die eventually but my hair would be laid.
bringing this back up man jesus